THE ULTIMATE BATHROOM DECOR: Finally, a candle that handles the "bathroom talk" for you. Featuring hilarious scent notes of Judgement and Guest Shaming, it’s the perfect addition to your guest bath or a cheeky housewarming gift for that friend who is a total clean freak. It's a gentle (okay, not so gentle) reminder for everyone to keep it sanitary.
100 HOURS OF FRESHNESS: Let’s face it, some bathrooms need all the help they can get. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer a long-lasting 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring your powder room smells like a high-end spa rather than a public restroom.
SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: We might be shaming your guests, but we’d never shame our ingredients. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that actually clears the air.
SCENTS FOR THE HYGIENIC: From the "Just Scrubbed" vibes of Fresh Linen to the zesty "Squeaky Clean" notes of Sun Washed Citrus, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your bathroom with an aroma that proves you’ve got high standards.
USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak judgment, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing cotton swabs, hair ties, or—to stay on theme—your favorite fancy guest soaps.
Fresh Linen (The "Deep Clean" Scent): A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells exactly like fresh towels and a sparkling clean bathroom—the ultimate "guest-ready" fragrance.
Sun Washed Citrus (The Refreshing Reset): Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, crisp atmosphere. It’s the perfect energizing scent to keep your bathroom smelling fresh all day long.
Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Sophistication): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any guest bath feel like a luxury hotel suite.
Sandalwood & Suede (The "Fancy Soap" Vibe): A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like an expensive boutique hotel where hygiene is a top priority.
Apples & Bourbon (Warm & Welcoming): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A cozy fragrance that makes your home feel lived-in but perfectly maintained.
Butt Naked (Tropical Clean): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because even a bathroom deserves to smell like a summer vacation.
Fresh Cut Roses (The Floral Refresh): A true, deep rose fragrance. For 100 hours of premium floral luxury that masks any trace of "judgment."
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