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Lebanon Candle Company

Sorry For Having Great Tits Funny Candle

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Regular price $19.99 USD
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Description

  • THE TOTAL PACKAGE GIFT: Some people are just born lucky, and this candle is for them. It’s a hilarious way to celebrate a bestie who has the looks, the brains, and the personality to match. Perfect for birthdays, Galentine's, or just because she's iconic.

  • 100 HOURS OF MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY: A personality this big needs a candle that can keep up. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every night out and self-care Sunday.

  • FARM-POURED PERFECTION: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that’s as high-quality as the person you're gifting it to.

  • SCENTS AS BOLD AS YOU ARE: From the "I’ve Arrived" tropical notes of Butt Naked to the sophisticated, "Elite Tier" blend of Sandalwood & Suede, these fragrances are designed to fill a room and command attention.

  • REUSABLE USA-MADE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of being amazing, clean out the jar and reuse it for jewelry, hair ties, or a very large celebratory drink.                             

The "Awesome Personality" Scent Menu

  • Butt Naked (The Showstopper): A loud, fruity cocktail of honeydew melon, strawberries, and pears. It smells like a summer vacation and the confidence of someone who knows all eyes are on them.

  • Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Crowd Pleaser): Our #1 bestseller. A sweet, luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. Just like you, it’s a total favorite that everyone wants to be around.

  • Sandalwood & Suede (The Elite Tier): A rich, sophisticated mix of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells expensive, mysterious, and like you definitely have a "Sugar Daddy" on speed dial.

  • Sun Washed Citrus (The Brightest in the Room): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, energizing atmosphere. It’s the perfect scent to match a vibrant personality that lights up every room.

  • Fresh Linen (The Flawless Reputation): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and a life that is perfectly put together (or at least looks that way).

  • Apples & Bourbon (The Spicy Favorite): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance for the woman who is sweet but has a little bit of an edge.

  • Fresh Cut Roses (The Classic Beauty): A true, deep rose fragrance. Because when you're this awesome, you deserve to have the house smell like a fresh bouquet 24/7.

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Handcrafted Quality

Made in small batches with care, attention, and a commitment to genuine craftsmanship.

Thoughtfully Sourced

Created using responsibly chosen materials that reflect the maker’s dedication to purity and integrity.


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Each piece is shaped by independent creators, bringing unique character and authenticity to every item.

Made to Enjoy

Designed to elevate everyday moments with simple, natural, and beautifully crafted essentials.

Sorry For Having Great Tits Funny Candle

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Every piece begins with thoughtful design and careful hands. From natural materials to small‑batch production, each product reflects the maker’s skill, creativity, and dedication to quality. Created to bring simple, meaningful enjoyment to your everyday life.


Sorry For Having Great Tits Funny Candle

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  • Beautiful craftsmanship

    The candle I received looks and smells like it was made with real care. The hand‑poured finish and layered scent are incredible.


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    Asheville, North Carolina
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    The candle blends are unreal, soft, layered, and clearly crafted by someone who knows their craft.


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    Boulder, Colorado
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