THE ULTIMATE BEST FRIEND GIFT: This is the undisputed anthem for the duo that knows exactly where they’re headed and has decided to enjoy the ride together. Featuring hilarious scent notes of inside jokes and poor life choices, it’s the perfect gift for the friend who knows all your secrets and still hasn't blocked your number.
100 HOURS OF "NO REGRETS": If you’re going down, you might as well have a long-lasting fragrance to accompany the journey. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer a long-lasting 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every unfiltered venting session and late-night plot.
SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: The label is pure chaos, but our quality is strictly premium. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that clears the air.
SCENTS FOR THE UNAPOLOGETIC: From the "Classy but Sassy" vibes of Sandalwood & Suede to the "Sweet Alibi" of Black Raspberry Vanilla, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is far more sophisticated than your collective decisions.
USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak audacity, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next shared adventure.
Sandalwood & Suede (The "Luxury Trouble" Scent): A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like high-end trouble and the quiet confidence of two people who have accepted their fate.
Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Satisfaction): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. The perfect sweet reward for a life lived with zero filters.
Sun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the bright, clean energy you need to wake up and face the consequences together tomorrow.
Apples & Bourbon (The "Happy Hour" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for a celebratory toast to your favorite "partner in crime."
Butt Naked (Tropical Joy): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because if you're both going to hell, you might as well smell like you're on a summer vacation.
Fresh Linen (The "Evidence Eraser"): A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a clean slate—perfect for pretending you're both innocent.
Fresh Cut Roses (The "Last Request" Bouquet): A true, deep rose fragrance. For 100 hours of premium floral luxury to enjoy while you're still the main characters.
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Created using responsibly chosen materials that reflect the maker’s dedication to purity and integrity.
Each piece is shaped by independent creators, bringing unique character and authenticity to every item.
Designed to elevate everyday moments with simple, natural, and beautifully crafted essentials.
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Every piece begins with thoughtful design and careful hands. From natural materials to small‑batch production, each product reflects the maker’s skill, creativity, and dedication to quality. Created to bring simple, meaningful enjoyment to your everyday life.
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