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Lebanon Candle Company

Smells Like The Tears Of My Ex Funny Candle

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Description

  • THE ULTIMATE REVENGE GIFT: Nothing smells quite as sweet as moving on! This "Tears of My Ex" candle is the perfect funny gift for a recently single friend, a divorce party, or anyone who finally realized they are way too good for their past.

  • 100 HOURS OF PURE JOY: Their relationship might not have lasted, but this candle certainly will. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles provide an 80–100 hour burn time, giving you plenty of time to enjoy the sweet, sweet smell of victory.

  • FARM-POURED FREEDOM: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It offers a clean, non-toxic burn that effectively clears the air of any lingering "ex" energy and replaces it with premium fragrance.

  • SCENTS FOR A FRESH START: Whether you want the zesty, energizing vibe of Sun Washed Citrus to start your new chapter or the "Peace and Quiet" of Fresh Linen, our high-fragrance oils fill the room and lift your mood.

  • USA MADE & REUSABLE: Our heavy-duty glass mason jars are built to last longer than your ex's excuses. Once the 100-hour burn is over, clean it out and reuse it for storage or a very large celebratory drink.

"Smells Like An Upgrade" Scent Menu

  • Sun Washed Citrus (The "Bright Future" Scent): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect "pick-me-up" to remind you that life is much brighter without the drama.

  • Fresh Linen (The "Clean Slate" Choice): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh sheets, a clean house, and the beautiful silence of being single.

  • Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Revenge): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious, creamy blend of ripe berries and vanilla. Because being happy and smelling this good is the best revenge.

  • Sandalwood & Suede (Sophisticated Peace): A rich, earthy mix of dark chocolate and cedar. It creates a grounding, high-end sanctuary for those nights when you just want to relax and enjoy your own space.

  • Apples & Bourbon (The "Cheers To That" Scent): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. Perfect for a celebratory toast to your independence and better taste in partners.

  • Butt Naked (Tropical Vacation Energy): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because you're officially on a permanent vacation from that relationship!

  • Fresh Cut Roses (The "I Can Buy Myself Flowers" Scent): A true, deep rose fragrance. You don't need them to buy you a bouquet when your whole house can smell like fresh roses for hours.

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Designed to elevate everyday moments with simple, natural, and beautifully crafted essentials.

Smells Like The Tears Of My Ex Funny Candle

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Smells Like The Tears Of My Ex Funny Candle

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    The candle I received looks and smells like it was made with real care. The hand‑poured finish and layered scent are incredible.


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