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Lebanon Candle Company

Smells Like My Favorite Bitch Funny Candle

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Description

THE ULTIMATE BONDING GIFT: Celebrate the friend who truly understands you with a label that honors your traumatic bonding and mutual love for hating the same people. It is the perfect hilarious gift for your favorite "partner in crime".

  • 100 HOURS OF TRUTH-TELLING: Your venting sessions are long, and this candle is built to keep up. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every "you'll never believe what they did" conversation.
  • FARM-POURED MISSOURI QUALITY: Skip the mass-produced factory wax. Each candle is hand-poured with love on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn.
  • SCENTS FOR THE UNFILTERED: From the "Cozy Accomplice" vibes of Apples & Bourbon to the sophisticated "Privacy Please" notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your sanctuary while you spill the tea.
  • USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak honesty, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next gossip session.

The "Favorite Bitch" Scent Menu

  • Sandalwood & Suede (The "Inner Circle" Scent): A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like an exclusive club where only you and your "favorite bitch" are allowed.

  • Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Loyalty): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the sweet reward for having a friend who always takes your side, no matter what.

  • Apples & Bourbon (The "Spill the Tea" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for those long kitchen table talks where you analyze every text and every drama.

  • Sun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. Because life is just brighter when you’re hanging out with your favorite person.

  • Butt Naked (Tropical Joy): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It smells like a vacation you’re planning together—somewhere far away from the people you both hate.

  • Fresh Linen (The "Evidence Eraser"): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and the absolute peace of a house free from outside drama.

  • Fresh Cut Roses (I Only Like You): A true, deep rose fragrance. Nothing says "you’re my favorite" like 100 hours of premium floral luxury for your favorite person.

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Handcrafted Quality

Made in small batches with care, attention, and a commitment to genuine craftsmanship.

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Created using responsibly chosen materials that reflect the maker’s dedication to purity and integrity.


Artisan Made

Each piece is shaped by independent creators, bringing unique character and authenticity to every item.

Made to Enjoy

Designed to elevate everyday moments with simple, natural, and beautifully crafted essentials.

Smells Like My Favorite Bitch Funny Candle

$19.99 USD

Crafted with intention

Made by real artisans.

Every piece begins with thoughtful design and careful hands. From natural materials to small‑batch production, each product reflects the maker’s skill, creativity, and dedication to quality. Created to bring simple, meaningful enjoyment to your everyday life.


Smells Like My Favorite Bitch Funny Candle

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  • Beautiful craftsmanship

    The candle I received looks and smells like it was made with real care. The hand‑poured finish and layered scent are incredible.


    Emily Carter
    Asheville, North Carolina
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    You can feel the difference instantly. The texture is rich, the scent is natural, and it’s clearly crafted in small batches.


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    Bend, Oregon
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    Every order feels thoughtfully crafted. The products arrive exactly as described and always feel freshly made.


    Hannah Price
    Richmond, Virginia
  • A joy to shop

    The site is easy to browse, and I love discovering new makers. Everything feels curated, intentional, and genuinely handmade.


    Noah Bennett
    Charleston, South Carolina
  • Unique scents

    The candle blends are unreal, soft, layered, and clearly crafted by someone who knows their craft.


    Olivia James
    Boulder, Colorado
  • Handmade perfection

    The soap set I bought is now part of my daily routine. Beautifully made, gentle on the skin, and smells incredible.


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    Boise, Idaho
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