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Lebanon Candle Company

Smells Like A Quick Fix Funny Candle

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Description

THE ULTIMATE DIY GAG GIFT: We all have that one friend whose "ten-minute repair" always turns into an all-day event. Featuring hilarious scent notes of six hours of cussing and three trips to Auto Zone, this candle is the perfect tribute to the weekend warrior who refuses to call a professional.

100 HOURS OF "ALMOST DONE": Some repairs take all weekend, and our wax is built to stay the course. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer an impressive 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every dropped bolt and frustrated hardware store run.

SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: While the repair might be held together by duct tape and hope, our craftsmanship is strictly top-shelf. Each candle is hand-poured with care on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that won't distract you from the task at hand.

SCENTS FOR THE HANDYMAN: From the "Clean Garage" vibes of Fresh Linen to the sophisticated "Job Well Done" notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your workshop with a scent far better than grease and brake cleaner.

USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak "quick fix" energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose screws, spark plugs, or an iced coffee to fuel your next project.

The "Quick Fix" Scent Menu

  • Sandalwood & Suede (The "Classic Shop" Scent): A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like a professional garage—even if your project is currently missing a wheel.

  • Fresh Linen (The "Wife's Happy" Scent): A light, airy blend of soft powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a house that hasn't been covered in grease—perfect for clearing the air after the cussing stops.

  • Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Success): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. The perfect reward for finally finishing a job on the third try.

  • Sun Washed Citrus (The Energy Boost): Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent you need for that second trip back to AutoZone.

  • Apples & Bourbon (The "Celebrate the Fix" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for a celebratory toast once the car finally starts or the leak finally stops.

  • Butt Naked (Tropical Getaway): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because after six hours of cussing, you deserve to smell like you're on a beach.

  • Fresh Cut Roses (The "Sorry for What I Said" Bouquet): A true, deep rose fragrance. For 100 hours of premium floral luxury to give to your partner after a particularly loud afternoon in the garage.

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Made in small batches with care, attention, and a commitment to genuine craftsmanship.

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Created using responsibly chosen materials that reflect the maker’s dedication to purity and integrity.


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Each piece is shaped by independent creators, bringing unique character and authenticity to every item.

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Designed to elevate everyday moments with simple, natural, and beautifully crafted essentials.

Smells Like A Quick Fix Funny Candle

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Every piece begins with thoughtful design and careful hands. From natural materials to small‑batch production, each product reflects the maker’s skill, creativity, and dedication to quality. Created to bring simple, meaningful enjoyment to your everyday life.


Smells Like A Quick Fix Funny Candle

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    The candle I received looks and smells like it was made with real care. The hand‑poured finish and layered scent are incredible.


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