THE ULTIMATE SHADE-THROWING GIFT: This is the undisputed heavyweight champion of "moving on" gifts. Featuring hilarious scent notes of your new girlfriend’s bad hair extensions and low standards, this candle is the perfect savage tribute to a clean break and a clear upgrade. It’s a guaranteed hit for divorce parties, breakup boxes, or a gift for your favorite person who loves a little petty humor.
100 HOURS OF PURE AUDACITY: This level of shade is built to last. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer a long-lasting 80–100 hour burn time, giving you plenty of "me time" to enjoy the peace of your own home while this candle handles the talking for you.
SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: The label is ruthless, but our craftsmanship is strictly premium. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn.
SCENTS FOR THE UNAPOLOGETIC: From the "New Identity" vibes of Fresh Linen to the "Treat Yourself" sweetness of Black Raspberry Vanilla, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is far more sophisticated than the situation implies.
USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of "downgrade" energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a very large drink to fuel your next drama-free evening.
Sandalwood & Suede (The "Luxury Upgrade" Scent): A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like high-end furniture and the quiet confidence of someone who definitely came out on top.
Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Satisfaction): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the perfect sweet reward for surviving the drama.
Sun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the bright, clean energy you need for your brand-new chapter.
Apples & Bourbon (The "Happy Hour" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for a celebratory toast to your new house rules.
Butt Naked (Tropical Joy): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because when the drama is over, every day feels like a summer vacation.
Fresh Linen (The "Clean Slate" Scent): A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry, open windows, and a life with absolutely zero drama.
Fresh Cut Roses (The "Still Fabulous" Bouquet): A true, deep rose fragrance. For 100 hours of premium floral luxury that says "I’m still the main character."
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Each piece is shaped by independent creators, bringing unique character and authenticity to every item.
Designed to elevate everyday moments with simple, natural, and beautifully crafted essentials.
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Every piece begins with thoughtful design and careful hands. From natural materials to small‑batch production, each product reflects the maker’s skill, creativity, and dedication to quality. Created to bring simple, meaningful enjoyment to your everyday life.
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