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Lebanon Candle Company

Smells Like a Crackhead Funny Candle

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Description

THE ULTIMATE CHAOS GIFT: Celebrate that one friend who is a permanent whirlwind of energy. Featuring hilarious scent notes of catalytic converters and New Balance sneakers, this candle is the perfect edgy tribute to their unique brand of chaos.

100 HOURS OF PURE ADRENALINE: This vibe is high-energy, and our wax is built to keep up. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer an impressive 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every late-night adventure and wild idea.

SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: The label is pure chaos, but our craftsmanship is strictly professional. Each candle is hand-poured with love by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn.

SCENTS FOR THE WILD AT HEART: From the "Sugar Rush" sweetness of Black Raspberry Vanilla to the "Out of Office" vibes of Butt Naked, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is way more luxurious than the label implies.

USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of pure audacity, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next big move.

The "Crackhead" Scent Menu

  • Butt Naked (The #1 Bestseller for Chaos): A loud, fruity cocktail of melon, strawberries, and green apples. It’s a bold, "in-your-face" scent that matches the wild energy of this label perfectly.

  • Sun Washed Citrus (The "High Energy" Boost): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect scent for anyone who naturally operates at 100mph.

  • Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Serenity): Our most popular fragrance. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any chaotic space feel like a five-star retreat.

  • Apples & Bourbon (The Late-Night Legend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for those long, winding conversations that only happen after midnight.

  • Sandalwood & Suede (The "Classy but Sassy" Blend): A rich, sophisticated mix of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. For the person whose chaos is actually quite expensive.

  • Fresh Linen (The "Evidence Eraser"): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like a fresh start and a quiet house, clearing the air for the next big adventure.

  • Fresh Cut Roses (Ironic Luxury): A true, deep rose fragrance. Nothing says "pure chaos" like 100 hours of premium floral luxury to balance out the label.

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Handcrafted Quality

Made in small batches with care, attention, and a commitment to genuine craftsmanship.

Thoughtfully Sourced

Created using responsibly chosen materials that reflect the maker’s dedication to purity and integrity.


Artisan Made

Each piece is shaped by independent creators, bringing unique character and authenticity to every item.

Made to Enjoy

Designed to elevate everyday moments with simple, natural, and beautifully crafted essentials.

Smells Like a Crackhead Funny Candle

$19.99 USD

Crafted with intention

Made by real artisans.

Every piece begins with thoughtful design and careful hands. From natural materials to small‑batch production, each product reflects the maker’s skill, creativity, and dedication to quality. Created to bring simple, meaningful enjoyment to your everyday life.


Smells Like a Crackhead Funny Candle

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  • Beautiful craftsmanship

    The candle I received looks and smells like it was made with real care. The hand‑poured finish and layered scent are incredible.


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    Asheville, North Carolina
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    The candle blends are unreal, soft, layered, and clearly crafted by someone who knows their craft.


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    Boulder, Colorado
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    The soap set I bought is now part of my daily routine. Beautifully made, gentle on the skin, and smells incredible.


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