Funny candle that says only skanks can smell this candle.
THE ULTIMATE "BFF" GAG GIFT: You know who they are. This hilarious, edgy candle is reserved for that one friend who shares your twisted sense of humor. Perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or just to stir the pot at the next girls' night.
100 HOURS OF PURE AUDACITY: A joke this good should last. Our extra-large 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring the laughter (and the incredible scent) lingers long after the party is over.
HAND-POURED MISSOURI QUALITY: The label is snarky, but our craftsmanship is serious. Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that won't ruin your "reputation."
SCENTS THAT SMELL BETTER THAN YOU: Whether you choose the "Hot Summer Night" vibes of Butt Naked or the "Classy but Sassy" Sandalwood & Suede, our premium fragrance oils are designed to fill a room and stay strong.
REUSABLE MASON JAR: Once you've burned through the 100 hours, clean out the heavy-duty glass jar and reuse it for drinks, storage, or your next "bad influence" idea. Proudly made in the USA.
Butt Naked (The #1 Bestseller for this Label) The name says it all. A cheeky, tropical cocktail of honeydew melon, strawberries, and green apples. It’s loud, fruity, and the perfect match for this snarky label.
Sandalwood & Suede (Classy & Sophisticated) For the "Skank" with expensive taste. A rich, earthy blend of cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. It’s a deep, mysterious scent that smells like luxury.
Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet & Sultry) Our most popular fragrance. Sun-ripened black raspberries blended with creamy vanilla. It’s a strong, sweet scent that everyone loves (even the "skanks").
Sun Washed Citrus (Bright & Bold) A zesty, "tell-it-like-it-is" scent. Refreshing lemon and agave provide a crisp, energizing atmosphere that keeps the vibe high and the energy up.
Apples & Bourbon (The "Girls' Night In" Scent) Warm orchard apples and sweet maple with a smooth bourbon kick. It’s the perfect scent for sharing secrets and laughing until it hurts.
Fresh Linen (The "Fresh Start" Scent) Because even the wildest nights need a clean morning. A light, airy blend of powder and soft musk that smells like clean laundry and a fresh house.
Fresh Cut Roses (The "I'm Still A Lady" Scent) A true, deep floral fragrance that smells like a massive bouquet of roses. It’s the ultimate ironic pairing for an edgy label.
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Created using responsibly chosen materials that reflect the maker’s dedication to purity and integrity.
Each piece is shaped by independent creators, bringing unique character and authenticity to every item.
Designed to elevate everyday moments with simple, natural, and beautifully crafted essentials.
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Every piece begins with thoughtful design and careful hands. From natural materials to small‑batch production, each product reflects the maker’s skill, creativity, and dedication to quality. Created to bring simple, meaningful enjoyment to your everyday life.
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