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Lebanon Candle Company

More Private Parts Than A Hooker Funny Nurse Candle

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Regular price $19.99 USD
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Description

  • THE ULTIMATE #NURSELIFE GIFT: Give the nurse in your life a laugh they actually earned! Whether it’s for Nurse Appreciation Week, graduation, or just surviving a 12-hour shift, this hilarious candle is the perfect way to decompress after a long day on the floor.

  • 100 HOURS OF DECOMPRESSION: After a grueling shift, a nurse needs a long-lasting escape. Our 16.5oz mason jar candles offer a massive 80–100 hour burn time—enough to get through an entire month of "recovery" days.

  • FARM-FRESH & HAND-POURED: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri. We use 100% natural soy wax for a clean, non-toxic burn. It’s the perfect way to clear out "hospital smells" and replace them with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.

  • SCENTS TO WASH AWAY THE SHIFT: From the crisp, sanitizing energy of Sun Washed Citrus to the relaxing, sophisticated notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our scents are designed to help medical professionals flip the switch from "work mode" to "home mode."

  • REUSABLE MASON JAR: Once the 100-hour burn is over, the heavy-duty glass jar is yours to keep. It's durable enough to hold pens, trauma shears, or a very large iced coffee. Proudly made in the USA.

"#NurseLife" Scent Menu (The Post-Shift Edition)

  • Fresh Linen (The "Sanitized & Soothed" Favorite) The ultimate "not-at-work" smell. This light, airy blend of soft powder and musk smells like fresh laundry and a clean, quiet house. It’s the perfect scent to reset your space.

  • Sun Washed Citrus (The "Post-Shift" Refresh) Zesty lemon, citron, and blue agave create a bright, energizing aroma. It’s the perfect "decontamination" scent to make your home feel bright, crisp, and refreshing.

  • Black Raspberry Vanilla (The "Treat Yourself" Reward) Our #1 bestseller. A sweet, luscious blend of sun-ripened berries and rich vanilla. After a day of taking care of everyone else, this is the sweet treat you deserve.

  • Apples & Bourbon (The "Happy Hour" Scent) A strong, intoxicating blend of orchard apples, sweet maple, and a smooth bourbon finish. Perfect for those nights when the shift was extra long and you need a "virtual" cocktail.

  • Sandalwood & Suede (The "Zen" Retreat) A sophisticated, earthy blend of cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. It’s deep, calming, and helps create a spa-like atmosphere in your own living room.

  • Butt Naked (The Vacation Dream) Because you’d rather be at the beach! A fun, tropical cocktail of honeydew melon, strawberries, and pears. It’s the ultimate "out of office" fragrance.

  • Fresh Cut Roses (The "Real Flowers" Smell) Skip the hospital flowers. This candle smells exactly like a fresh-cut bouquet—classic, floral, and strong enough to fill the whole house.

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Handcrafted Quality

Made in small batches with care, attention, and a commitment to genuine craftsmanship.

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Created using responsibly chosen materials that reflect the maker’s dedication to purity and integrity.


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Each piece is shaped by independent creators, bringing unique character and authenticity to every item.

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Designed to elevate everyday moments with simple, natural, and beautifully crafted essentials.

More Private Parts Than A Hooker Funny Nurse Candle

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Every piece begins with thoughtful design and careful hands. From natural materials to small‑batch production, each product reflects the maker’s skill, creativity, and dedication to quality. Created to bring simple, meaningful enjoyment to your everyday life.


More Private Parts Than A Hooker Funny Nurse Candle

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    The candle I received looks and smells like it was made with real care. The hand‑poured finish and layered scent are incredible.


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