THE ULTIMATE "BACK ON THE MARKET" GIFT: Bold, blunt, and hilarious. This candle is the perfect gift for the friend who just traded a "D" for a divorce and is looking for a much better replacement. A guaranteed hit at any divorce or "freedom" party!
100 HOURS OF UNAPOLOGETIC VIBES: A new chapter takes time, and so does this candle. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, keeping the "single and ready to mingle" energy going all night long.
FARM-POURED FOR A FRESH START: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of past mistakes and replaces them with premium, high-end fragrance.
SCENTS FOR THE HUNT: From the tropical, carefree notes of Butt Naked to the sophisticated "Elite Tier" blend of Sandalwood & Suede, these fragrances are designed to make your home smell like an upgrade.
USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last longer than your last marriage. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak comedy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage or a double-sized "I'm Single" drink.
Butt Naked (The First Date Scent): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It’s loud, tropical, and perfectly matches the "just here for a good time" energy of a woman reclaiming her freedom.
Sandalwood & Suede (The High Standards): A rich, sophisticated mix of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like an expensive date and a life where you finally have high standards again.
Sun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect "pick-me-up" for a fresh start and a bright future.
Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Revenge): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. Because life is sweet, and it’s even sweeter when you’re calling the shots.
Fresh Linen (The Clean Slate): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh sheets, a quiet house, and the absolute peace of a home where you don't have to share the remote.
Apples & Bourbon (The Happy Hour): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance for toasting to your freedom with your favorite people.
Fresh Cut Roses (I Can Buy My Own Flowers): A true, deep rose fragrance. You don’t need a man to send you flowers when your whole house can smell like a fresh bouquet 24/7.
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Each piece is shaped by independent creators, bringing unique character and authenticity to every item.
Designed to elevate everyday moments with simple, natural, and beautifully crafted essentials.
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Every piece begins with thoughtful design and careful hands. From natural materials to small‑batch production, each product reflects the maker’s skill, creativity, and dedication to quality. Created to bring simple, meaningful enjoyment to your everyday life.
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