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Lebanon Candle Company

I'm Your Favorite Child Funny Candle

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Regular price $19.99 USD
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Description

  • THE ULTIMATE FAVORITE CHILD GIFT: Stop the sibling rivalry once and for all. This hilarious candle features the witty phrase, "I love that we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child." It’s the perfect cheeky gift for any parent with a sense of humor.

  • 100 HOURS OF "FAVORITE" STATUS: A gift this good should last. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer a long-lasting 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring your parents are reminded of your "favorite" standing every time they light it.

  • HAND-POURED ON OUR MISSOURI FARM: Skip the generic store-bought gifts. Each candle is hand-poured in small batches on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, non-toxic, and soot-free burn.

  • SCENTS FOR THE "LUCKY" PARENT: Whether they need the calming notes of Fresh Linen or the rich, sophisticated aroma of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium oils are designed to fill a room and provide a "reward" for raising such a great kid.

  • REUSABLE & DURABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once the 100-hour burn is complete, the jar can be cleaned and reused for storage or a cold drink. It’s a high-quality gift that keeps on giving.

"Favorite Child" Scent Menu

  • Black Raspberry Vanilla (The #1 Bestseller) A sweet, luscious reward for the world's best parents. This blend of sun-ripened berries and creamy vanilla is our most popular scent—because the favorite child only gives the best.

  • Sandalwood & Suede (The Sophisticated Sanctuary) A rich, earthy blend of cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. It creates a high-end, calming atmosphere that feels like a luxury retreat after a long day.

  • Sun Washed Citrus (Bright & Energizing) Zesty lemon and blue agave create a crisp, refreshing scent that brightens the mood and keeps the house feeling energized and "drama-free."

  • Apples & Bourbon (The Cozy Celebration) Warm orchard apples and sweet maple with a smooth bourbon finish. It’s a strong, inviting scent that feels like a cozy kitchen table celebration.

  • Fresh Linen (The "Clean Slate" Scent) A light, airy blend of powder and soft musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a clean, organized home—the perfect backdrop for being the "perfect" kid.

  • Butt Naked (Tropical Vacation Vibes) A fun, fruity explosion of honeydew melon and strawberries. Because being the favorite child is basically like being on a permanent tropical vacation!

  • Fresh Cut Roses (The Floral 'I Love You') A true, deep rose scent that captures the essence of a fresh bouquet. A timeless, romantic way to show your love and maintain your status as the favorite.

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Handcrafted Quality

Made in small batches with care, attention, and a commitment to genuine craftsmanship.

Thoughtfully Sourced

Created using responsibly chosen materials that reflect the maker’s dedication to purity and integrity.


Artisan Made

Each piece is shaped by independent creators, bringing unique character and authenticity to every item.

Made to Enjoy

Designed to elevate everyday moments with simple, natural, and beautifully crafted essentials.

I'm Your Favorite Child Funny Candle

$19.99 USD

Crafted with intention

Made by real artisans.

Every piece begins with thoughtful design and careful hands. From natural materials to small‑batch production, each product reflects the maker’s skill, creativity, and dedication to quality. Created to bring simple, meaningful enjoyment to your everyday life.


I'm Your Favorite Child Funny Candle

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  • Beautiful craftsmanship

    The candle I received looks and smells like it was made with real care. The hand‑poured finish and layered scent are incredible.


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    The site is easy to browse, and I love discovering new makers. Everything feels curated, intentional, and genuinely handmade.


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    The candle blends are unreal, soft, layered, and clearly crafted by someone who knows their craft.


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    Boulder, Colorado
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    The soap set I bought is now part of my daily routine. Beautifully made, gentle on the skin, and smells incredible.


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