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Lebanon Candle Company

I'd Punch A Hoe For You Funny Best Friend Candle

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Description

  • THE ULTIMATE RIDE-OR-DIE GIFT: True friendship means being willing to throw hands (metaphorically... mostly). This "I'd Punch A Hoe For You" candle is the perfect hilarious gift for the best friend, sister, or "person" who has always had your back.

  • 100 HOURS OF "BESTIE" ENERGY: A bond this strong deserves a candle that lasts. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles provide an 80–100 hour burn time, giving you plenty of time for long vent sessions, movie marathons, and planning your next move together.

  • FARM-FRESH & HAND-POURED: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It’s a clean-burning, high-quality candle that proves your friendship is premium, even if your humor is a little "throat-punchy."

  • SCENTS FOR YOUR FAVORITE PERSON: Whether she loves the "Sweet & Sassy" vibe of Black Raspberry Vanilla or the "Classy & Grounded" feel of Sandalwood & Suede, our scents are strong enough to fill a room and set the mood for a girls' night in.

  • REUSABLE MASON JAR: Once you've burned through the 100 hours of loyalty, the heavy-duty glass jar is yours to keep. Perfect for iced coffee, storage, or holding the pens you use to write your "enemies" list. Proudly made in the USA.

"Ride or Die" Scent Menu (Friendship Edition)

  • Black Raspberry Vanilla (The #1 Bestseller) The ultimate "Bestie" scent. A luscious, sweet blend of sun-ripened berries and rich vanilla. It’s a crowd-pleaser that everyone loves—just like you (and your favorite hoe-punching friend).

  • Butt Naked (Tropical & Fun) For the friend who is always down for an adventure. A playful, fruity explosion of honeydew melon, strawberries, and green apples. It’s loud, fun, and totally addictive.

  • Apples & Bourbon (The "Ride or Die" Toast) A strong, intoxicating blend of orchard apples, sweet maple, and a smooth bourbon kick. Perfect for those deep-dive conversations where you're both on the same page.

  • Sandalwood & Suede (Sophisticated & Loyal) For the friend who is as grounded as she is hilarious. A rich, earthy blend of cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. It’s a deep, "expensive-smelling" fragrance.

  • Sun Washed Citrus (Bright & Bold) Pure energy in a jar! Zesty lemon and blue agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere that keeps the vibe high and the drama low.

  • Fresh Linen (The "Clean Slate" Scent) Because a good friend helps you clear the air. This light, airy blend of powder and soft musk smells like a fresh house and a clear mind.

  • Fresh Cut Roses (Classic & Strong) A true, deep rose scent that says "I love you" in the most ironic way possible given the label. It’s strong, floral, and lasts for 100 hours.

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Made in small batches with care, attention, and a commitment to genuine craftsmanship.

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I'd Punch A Hoe For You Funny Best Friend Candle

$19.99 USD

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Every piece begins with thoughtful design and careful hands. From natural materials to small‑batch production, each product reflects the maker’s skill, creativity, and dedication to quality. Created to bring simple, meaningful enjoyment to your everyday life.


I'd Punch A Hoe For You Funny Best Friend Candle

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    The candle I received looks and smells like it was made with real care. The hand‑poured finish and layered scent are incredible.


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    The candle blends are unreal, soft, layered, and clearly crafted by someone who knows their craft.


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