THE ULTIMATE "NO FILTER" GAG GIFT: Sarcastic, bold, and perfectly blunt. This "Hookers & Cocaine" candle is the perfect hilarious gift for your best friend with a dark sense of humor, a wild bachelorette party, or a White Elephant exchange that needs a little edge.
100 HOURS OF SHAMELESS FRAGRANCE: The joke might be wild, but the quality is serious. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring the laughs (and the great scent) last long after the party is over.
FARM-POURED FOR A PREMIUM VIBE: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of past mistakes and replaces them with high-end, farm-fresh fragrance.
SCENTS THAT STAND OUT: From the tropical, carefree energy of Butt Naked to the rich, "night out" notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium oils ensure your house smells like a luxury lounge rather than a dive bar.
USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last longer than most bad decisions. Once you’ve burned through the 100 hours of peak comedy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage or a very strong celebratory drink.
Butt Naked (The "Life of the Party" Scent): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It’s loud, tropical, and perfectly matches the "just here for a good time" energy of the label.
Sandalwood & Suede (The "High-End Lounge"): A rich, sophisticated mix of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like an expensive night out—moody, complex, and a total upgrade.
Sun Washed Citrus (Bright & Unapologetic): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect "pick-me-up" for the morning after a night of "bad decisions."
Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet & Sassy): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. Because even after a wild night, you deserve something sweet.
Fresh Linen (The "Clean Slate" Choice): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and a house that definitely didn't host a wild party the night before.
Apples & Bourbon (The "Happy Hour" Scent): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance for toasting to your best friend's most questionable life choices.
Fresh Cut Roses (Ironic Floral Luxury): A true, deep rose fragrance. Nothing is funnier than a candle with a savage label that smells like a sophisticated florist
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Each piece is shaped by independent creators, bringing unique character and authenticity to every item.
Designed to elevate everyday moments with simple, natural, and beautifully crafted essentials.
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Every piece begins with thoughtful design and careful hands. From natural materials to small‑batch production, each product reflects the maker’s skill, creativity, and dedication to quality. Created to bring simple, meaningful enjoyment to your everyday life.
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