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Lebanon Candle Company

Eww People Funny Candle

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Description

THE ULTIMATE INTROVERT ANTHEM: Finally, a candle that understands your soul. Whether you're canceling plans for the third time this week or just enjoying the silence of an empty house, this candle celebrates the beauty of staying in. Featuring hilarious scent notes of Social Anxiety and Home Sweet Home, it’s the perfect gift for your favorite homebody (or yourself).

100 HOURS OF SOLITUDE: If you’re going to stay inside, you might as well make it smell amazing. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer an impressive 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring your personal sanctuary remains a "people-free" zone for as long as possible.

SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: We might avoid crowds, but we never avoid quality. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that won't irritate your senses while you recharge.

SCENTS FOR THE SOCIALLY DISTANCED: From the "Off the Grid" tropical vibes of Butt Naked to the grounding, peaceful notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your home with a scent that makes leaving feel like a terrible idea.

USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak introvert energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing snacks, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next solo Netflix marathon.

The "Eww, People" Scent Menu

  • Fresh Linen (The "Safe Space" Scent): A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like clean sheets and a house where no one is knocking on the door—the ultimate dream for the socially anxious.

  • Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Seclusion): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes your home feel like a luxury retreat you never have to leave.

  • Sun Washed Citrus (The Mood Lifter): Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect "pick-me-up" for those days when you need a little sunshine without actually going outside.

  • Sandalwood & Suede (The "Library Quiet" Blend): A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like expensive books and the peaceful confidence of a very quiet room.

  • Apples & Bourbon (The "No Guests" Happy Hour): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for enjoying a drink by yourself without having to make small talk.

  • Butt Naked (Tropical Isolation): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because if you’re staying home, you might as well smell like you’re on a private island.

  • Fresh Cut Roses (A Bouquet for One): A true, deep rose fragrance. For 100 hours of premium floral luxury that says, "I like my own company best."

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Handcrafted Quality

Made in small batches with care, attention, and a commitment to genuine craftsmanship.

Thoughtfully Sourced

Created using responsibly chosen materials that reflect the maker’s dedication to purity and integrity.


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Each piece is shaped by independent creators, bringing unique character and authenticity to every item.

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Designed to elevate everyday moments with simple, natural, and beautifully crafted essentials.

Eww People Funny Candle

$19.99 USD

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Every piece begins with thoughtful design and careful hands. From natural materials to small‑batch production, each product reflects the maker’s skill, creativity, and dedication to quality. Created to bring simple, meaningful enjoyment to your everyday life.


Eww People Funny Candle

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  • Beautiful craftsmanship

    The candle I received looks and smells like it was made with real care. The hand‑poured finish and layered scent are incredible.


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    The candle blends are unreal, soft, layered, and clearly crafted by someone who knows their craft.


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    Boulder, Colorado
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    The soap set I bought is now part of my daily routine. Beautifully made, gentle on the skin, and smells incredible.


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