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Lebanon Candle Company

Dead Inside Funny Candle

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Regular price $19.99 USD
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Description

  • THE ULTIMATE DARK HUMOR GIFT: For the person whose soul is a little weary but whose sense of humor is still sharp. This "Dead Inside" candle is a hilarious way to embrace the burnout. Perfect for coworkers, healthcare heroes, tired parents, or anyone who relates to being a "beautiful disaster."

  • 100 HOURS OF COMFORT: You might feel finished, but this candle isn't. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every long shift, late-night scroll, and "this could have been an email" meeting.

  • FARM-POURED FOR VITALITY: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It offers a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the mental fog and replaces it with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.

  • SCENTS TO BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE: Whether you need the "Energy in a Jar" vibe of Sun Washed Citrus or the moody, grounding comfort of Sandalwood & Suede, our scents are strong enough to wake up even the most exhausted spirit.

  • USA MADE & REUSABLE: Our heavy-duty glass mason jars are built to last. Once you’ve burned through the 100 hours of peak sarcasm, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage (or for a drink that matches your mood).

"Dead Inside" Scent Menu (The Revival Edition)

  • Sun Washed Citrus (The "Wake Me Up" Choice): Zesty lemon, citron, and agave. It’s sharp, crisp, and refreshing—the perfect jolt to your senses when you’re feeling a little "meh" on the inside.

  • Sandalwood & Suede (The Moody Sanctuary): A rich, dark blend of cedar, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. It matches the "Dead Inside" energy perfectly—sophisticated, deep, and slightly mysterious.

  • Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweet Distraction): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. Because even if you’re dead inside, you can still enjoy a high-quality, sweet reward.

  • Fresh Linen (The "Total Reset" Scent): A clean, crisp blend of powder and musk. It smells like a fresh start and a quiet house—ideal for those days when you just need the world to go away for a while.

  • Apples & Bourbon (The "End of the Day" Reward): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance that feels like a cozy hug at the end of a long, soul-crushing day.

  • Butt Naked (The "Pretend I'm on Vacation" Scent): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It’s the scent of a carefree summer day for the person who hasn't seen the sun in weeks.

  • Fresh Cut Roses (Classic Comfort): A true, deep rose fragrance. It’s a timeless, high-end floral that brings a touch of life and beauty into any space.

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Handcrafted Quality

Made in small batches with care, attention, and a commitment to genuine craftsmanship.

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Created using responsibly chosen materials that reflect the maker’s dedication to purity and integrity.


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Each piece is shaped by independent creators, bringing unique character and authenticity to every item.

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Designed to elevate everyday moments with simple, natural, and beautifully crafted essentials.

Dead Inside Funny Candle

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Every piece begins with thoughtful design and careful hands. From natural materials to small‑batch production, each product reflects the maker’s skill, creativity, and dedication to quality. Created to bring simple, meaningful enjoyment to your everyday life.


Dead Inside Funny Candle

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    The candle I received looks and smells like it was made with real care. The hand‑poured finish and layered scent are incredible.


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