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Lebanon Candle Company

Ask Your Mother Funny Candle

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Description

THE ULTIMATE DOMESTIC POWER MOVE: Every household has a hierarchy, and this candle honors the one at the very top. Featuring hilarious scent notes of The Final Boss and Absolute Authority, it is the perfect gift for the matriarch who has the final say on everything from dinner plans to life decisions. It’s a witty tribute to the woman who truly runs the show.

100 HOURS OF SUPREME LEADERSHIP: Heavy is the head that wears the crown, but your candle shouldn't be a burden. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer an impressive 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring your home smells like a well-oiled machine (even if the "Final Boss" is currently taking a well-deserved nap).

SMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY: The label is all about authority, and our quality is strictly enforced. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the Lebanon Candle Company on our family farm using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that maintains the high standards of your household.

SCENTS FOR THE HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD: From the "Command Center" freshness of Sun Washed Citrus to the sophisticated "Executive Suite" notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your space with a scent that commands respect.

USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak authority, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose change, office supplies, or a very strong drink to fuel your next executive decision.

The "Ask Your Mother" Scent Menu

  • Sandalwood & Suede (The "Final Boss" Scent): A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like a mahogany-row office and the quiet confidence of someone who is always right.

  • Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Success): Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes the "Absolute Authority" feel a little more approachable.

  • Sun Washed Citrus (The "Clean House" Command): Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent of a Saturday morning where everyone knows exactly what chores they need to be doing.

  • Apples & Bourbon (The "Executive Retreat" Blend): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for when the Boss is finally off the clock and ready to unwind.

  • Butt Naked (Tropical Vacation): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because even the Final Boss deserves to feel like they’re on a beach far away from everyone's questions.

  • Fresh Linen (The "Order & Peace" Scent): A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like crisp sheets and a perfectly organized home—exactly the way the Boss likes it.

  • Fresh Cut Roses (The "Queen of the House" Bouquet): A true, deep rose fragrance. For 100 hours of premium floral luxury to honor the woman who keeps it all together.

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Made in small batches with care, attention, and a commitment to genuine craftsmanship.

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Ask Your Mother Funny Candle

$19.99 USD

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Every piece begins with thoughtful design and careful hands. From natural materials to small‑batch production, each product reflects the maker’s skill, creativity, and dedication to quality. Created to bring simple, meaningful enjoyment to your everyday life.


Ask Your Mother Funny Candle

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    The candle I received looks and smells like it was made with real care. The hand‑poured finish and layered scent are incredible.


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