{"title":"Funny","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLighthearted, witty, and entertaining. Funny candles bring humor into home fragrance with clever sayings and playful themes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"sorry-still-no-grandkids-funny-candle","title":"Sorry Still No Grandkids Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE PERFECT GAG GIFT FOR PARENTS:\u003c\/b\u003e Stop the \"when are you having kids?\" questions with a laugh! This hilarious candle is the perfect cheeky way to tell your parents that while there are still no grandkids, at least the house can smell amazing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF PEACE \u0026amp; QUIET:\u003c\/b\u003e If they don't have grandkids to chase, they have plenty of time to relax. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting much longer than a typical visit from a toddler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-4\"\u003eFARM-POURED SOY QUALITY:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-4 citation-end-4\"\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri.\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e We use \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e for a clean, non-toxic, and soot-free burn. 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Proudly made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Best Mom Ever\" Scent Menu\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The #1 Bestseller):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A sweet and luscious reward for the world's best mom.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e This sun-ripened blend of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eripe raspberries\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003ecreamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e is our most popular scent for a reason.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (A Bouquet for Mom):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Traditional flowers fade,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e but this scent lasts for 100 hours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A true-to-life fragrance that smells exactly like a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003efreshly picked bouquet of roses\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (Bright \u0026amp; 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Suede (Sophisticated Relaxation):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A rich and unique treat for a mom with elegant taste.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Notes of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003edark chocolate\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003ecedar\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003evelvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e create a calming,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e high-end sanctuary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (Cozy Family Memories):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A warm,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e inviting fragrance that feels like a hug.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Strong \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eorchard apples\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e mixed with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003esweet maple\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and a smooth touch of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003ebourbon\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eButt Naked (The Tropical Getaway):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e For the mom who deserves a vacation!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A fun,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e fruity cocktail of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003ehoneydew melon\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003epear\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003estrawberries\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e with a hint of sweet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003echerry\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lebanon Candle Company","offers":[{"title":"Apples \u0026 Bourbon","offer_id":63410901451082,"sku":"Best-Mom-APPB","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Raspberry \u0026 Vanilla","offer_id":63410901483850,"sku":"Best-Mom-BRV","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butt Naked","offer_id":63410901516618,"sku":"Best-Mom-BUTT","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Cut Roses","offer_id":63410901549386,"sku":"Best-Mom-ROSES","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Linen","offer_id":63410901582154,"sku":"Best-Mom-LINEN","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandalwood \u0026 Suede","offer_id":63410901614922,"sku":"Best-Mom-SSUEDE","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sun Washed Citrus","offer_id":63410901647690,"sku":"Best-Mom-SUNWASHED","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1071\/5486\/6506\/files\/BestMomEverCandle_430x_crop_center_71d7ae28-b110-4a75-a6d4-42a09831efc5.jpg?v=1788368390"},{"product_id":"only-men-with-smokin-hot-girlfriends-funny-candle","title":"Only Men With Smokin Hot Girlfriends Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE RELATIONSHIP FLEX:\u003c\/b\u003e Give him a gift that boosts his ego and makes him laugh! 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It provides a non-toxic, soot-free burn that clears out the \"party air\" and replaces it with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR EVERY SOCIAL BATTERY:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you want to energize the room with \u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus\u003c\/b\u003e or signal \"wind-down time\" with the cozy \u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e, our scents are strong enough to set the mood—and the curfew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eREUSABLE USA-MADE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve survived the social hour and burned through the 100 hours of peak sarcasm, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage or a well-deserved \"introvert drink.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Please Leave By 9pm\" Scent Menu\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Party's Over\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean blend of \u003cb\u003epowder and musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a fresh start and a quiet house—the literal scent of guests having already left and you finally getting to relax.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Wind Down\" Choice):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm \u003cb\u003eorchard apples and smooth bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. This strong, inviting fragrance feels like a cozy hug—perfect for when you finally have the living room to yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The \"Clean Exit\" Vibe):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a crisp, energizing atmosphere. It’s the perfect scent to light right at 8:45 PM to signal a \"refreshing\" end to the evening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Solitude):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. 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Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak introvert energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing snacks, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next solo Netflix marathon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Eww, People\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Safe Space\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like clean sheets and a house where no one is knocking on the door—the ultimate dream for the socially anxious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Seclusion):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. 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\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"89\" data-path-to-node=\"8,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-210\"\u003eLebanon, Missouri\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-210\"\u003e, using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"114\" data-path-to-node=\"8,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-210\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-210\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-210 citation-end-210\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"6\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNAPOLOGETIC:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Fake Vacation\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"63\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eButt Naked\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Expensive Taste\" of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"102\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your space with a scent that is way more luxurious than the label suggests.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-209\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-209\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak confidence, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next glamorous outing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-209 citation-end-209\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"7\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eThe \"Gas Station Glamour\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Classy but Sassy\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It’s the perfect scent for when you want your house to smell like old money, even if your confidence is unearned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Hustle):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s a strong, addictive scent that makes any space feel like a five-star retreat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for late-night chats and celebrating the fact that you’re doing just fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. Because even the most glamorous people need a bright, clean start in the morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Chaos):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It smells like a summer vacation and the kind of carefree energy that defines Gas Station Glamour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,5,0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Evidence Eraser\"):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and a quiet house, clearing the air for your next big move.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,6,0\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (Ironic Luxury):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose fragrance. 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No soot, no chemicals—just premium fragrance to help them forget about lesson plans and grading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS THAT SMELL LIKE FREEDOM:\u003c\/b\u003e From the tropical getaway notes of \u003cb\u003eButt Naked\u003c\/b\u003e to the bright, zesty energy of \u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus\u003c\/b\u003e, these scents are specifically chosen to transform a home into a summer sanctuary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA GIFT THEY’LL ACTUALLY USE:\u003c\/b\u003e Teachers get enough mugs! Give them a premium soy candle in a heavy-duty, reusable glass mason jar. Once the summer is over, the jar makes a perfect desk organizer for the next school year. 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Featuring hilarious scent notes of \u003cb\u003eThe Final Boss and Absolute Authority\u003c\/b\u003e, it is the perfect gift for the matriarch who has the final say on everything from dinner plans to life decisions. It’s a witty tribute to the woman who truly runs the show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF SUPREME LEADERSHIP:\u003c\/b\u003e Heavy is the head that wears the crown, but your candle shouldn't be a burden. Our massive \u003cb\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e (\u003cb\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/b\u003e) offer an impressive \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, ensuring your home smells like a well-oiled machine (even if the \"Final Boss\" is currently taking a well-deserved nap).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is all about authority, and our quality is strictly enforced. 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Opens side panel.\" data-hveid=\"0\" data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ2QU\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-366\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-366\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-366 citation-end-366\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2\"\u003e. 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It’s a classic, high-end way to show your love and appreciation for everything they do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Sophisticated Sanctuary)\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, earthy blend of cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. It creates a calming, \"expensive-smelling\" atmosphere for a peaceful evening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (Bright \u0026amp; Energizing)\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and blue agave create a crisp, refreshing scent that brightens the mood and keeps the house feeling energized and \"drama-free.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Cozy Celebration)\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and sweet maple with a smooth bourbon finish. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-440\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-440\"\u003e The label is wild, but our craftsmanship is strictly premium\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-440 citation-end-440\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"6\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-439\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-439\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with care on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"62\" data-path-to-node=\"9,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-439\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-439\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that keeps your sanctuary smelling like a fresh start\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-439 citation-end-439\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"7\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ8AY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE BOLD:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003e From the \"Vacation Mode\" energy of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"56\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003eButt Naked\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003e to the sophisticated \"Privacy Please\" notes of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"114\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is far more high-end than your latest \"poor decision\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438 citation-end-438\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"8\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ8QY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-437\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-437\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-437 citation-end-437\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"9\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-436\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-436\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak main-character energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a very large drink to fuel your next great story\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-436 citation-end-436\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"10\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ8gY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ8wY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eThe \"Stripper Poles\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003eButt Naked (The #1 Bestseller for Wild Nights):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, tropical cocktail of melon, pear, and strawberry. It’s the official scent of summer adventures and carefree energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Serenity):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any room feel like a high-end retreat after a long night out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for late-night kitchen table talks where the best stories are shared.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the bright, clean energy you need to wake up and do it all over again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,4,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Classy but Sassy\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF PURE AUDACITY:\u003c\/b\u003e This level of shade is built to last. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003eOur massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"12\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"36\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e) offer a long-lasting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"73\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e, giving you plenty of \"me time\" to enjoy the peace of your own home while this candle handles the talking for you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418 citation-end-418\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is ruthless, but our craftsmanship is strictly premium. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with care by the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"44\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003e on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"92\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417 citation-end-417\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"4\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQvQY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNAPOLOGETIC:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"New Identity\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"62\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Treat Yourself\" sweetness of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"111\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is far more sophisticated than the situation implies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQvgY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-416\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-416\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-416 citation-end-416\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of \"downgrade\" energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a very large drink to fuel your next drama-free evening.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQvwY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThe \"Downgrade\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Luxury Upgrade\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like high-end furniture and the quiet confidence of someone who definitely came out on top.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Satisfaction):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the perfect sweet reward for surviving the drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the bright, clean energy you need for your brand-new chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for a celebratory toast to your new house rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because when the drama is over, every day feels like a summer vacation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Clean Slate\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry, open windows, and a life with absolutely zero drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (The \"Still Fabulous\" Bouquet):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose fragrance. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e While the project in the garage might be held together by zip ties, our craftsmanship is top-tier. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-475\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-475\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with care on our family farm by the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"63\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-475\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-475\"\u003e using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"92\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-475\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-475\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-475 citation-end-475\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQowc\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE GEARHEAD:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Clean Shop\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"56\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the sophisticated \"Classic Interior\" notes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"117\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your space with a scent that is far better than motor oil and old upholstery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQpAc\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-474\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-474\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-474 citation-end-474\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"6\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,2\"\u003e. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of garage logic, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose bolts, spare fuses, or an iced coffee to fuel your next restoration project.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQpQc\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eThe \"Project Car\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Classic Interior\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like the luxury leather interior your project car \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"169\" data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003ewill\u003c\/i\u003e have... eventually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Evidence Eraser\"):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like a tidy house and zero greasy handprints—perfect for when you finally step out of the garage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Success):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. The perfect reward for actually getting the car to start for five seconds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing boost you need for those early morning swap meets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for unwinding after a long day of \"negotiating\" for parts on Facebook Marketplace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,5,0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Getaway):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because if the car isn't running, you might as well smell like you're on vacation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,6,0\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (I’m Sorry Bouquet):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose fragrance. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is ruthless, but our craftsmanship is strictly premium. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with love by the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"44\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"92\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393 citation-end-393\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQjgY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNAPOLOGETIC:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"New Identity\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"62\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Treat Yourself\" sweetness of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"111\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is far more sophisticated than the situation implies.\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQjwY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-392\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-392\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-392 citation-end-392\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"4\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-391\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-391\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of second-wife energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a very large drink to fuel your next gossip session\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-391 citation-end-391\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQkAY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThe \"Second Wife\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Luxury Upgrade\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like high-end furniture and the quiet confidence of someone who finally got the house they wanted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Satisfaction):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the perfect sweet reward for surviving the drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the bright, clean energy you need for your brand-new chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for a celebratory toast to your new house rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because when the drama is over, every day feels like a summer vacation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Clean Slate\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry, open windows, and a life with absolutely zero drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (The \"Still Fabulous\" Bouquet):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose fragrance. 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class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-340\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-340\"\u003eFeaturing hilarious scent notes of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"35\" data-path-to-node=\"4,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-340\"\u003edesigner bags and poor life choices\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-340\"\u003e, it’s the perfect gift for your partner in crime who has been through every wild night and questionable decision by your side\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-340 citation-end-340\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"2\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-339\"\u003e100 HOURS OF UNSHAKABLE LOYALTY:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-339\"\u003e A friendship this legendary needs a candle that can keep up\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-339 citation-end-339\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQqgU\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eThe \"Bail Bonds\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Designer Bag\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. 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class=\"citation-146\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2\" data-index-in-node=\"36\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-146\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-146\"\u003e) offer an \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2\" data-index-in-node=\"61\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-146\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-146\"\u003e, lasting through every \"you'll never believe what they did\" conversation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-146 citation-end-146\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup 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class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFARM-POURED MISSOURI QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e Skip the mass-produced factory wax. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with love on our family farm in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2\" data-index-in-node=\"59\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003eLebanon, Missouri\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003e, using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2\" data-index-in-node=\"84\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145 citation-end-145\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNFILTERED:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Cozy Accomplice\" vibes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"63\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e to the sophisticated \"Privacy Please\" notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"127\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your sanctuary while you spill the tea.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak honesty, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next gossip session.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Favorite Bitch\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Inner Circle\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like an exclusive club where only you and your \"favorite bitch\" are allowed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Loyalty):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the sweet reward for having a friend who always takes your side, no matter what.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Spill the Tea\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for those long kitchen table talks where you analyze every text and every drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. Because life is just brighter when you’re hanging out with your favorite person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It smells like a vacation you’re planning together—somewhere far away from the people you both hate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Evidence Eraser\"):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and the absolute peace of a house free from outside drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (I Only Like You):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose fragrance. Nothing says \"you’re my favorite\" like 100 hours of premium floral luxury for your favorite person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lebanon Candle Company","offers":[{"title":"Apples \u0026 Bourbon","offer_id":63410906726730,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-AB","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Raspberry \u0026 Vanilla","offer_id":63410906759498,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-BRV","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butt Naked","offer_id":63410906792266,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-BUTT","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Cut Roses","offer_id":63410906825034,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-Rose","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Linen","offer_id":63410906857802,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-Fresh","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandalwood \u0026 Suede","offer_id":63410906890570,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-Sndl","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sun Washed Citrus","offer_id":63410906923338,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-Sun","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1071\/5486\/6506\/files\/SmellsLikeMyFavoriteBitchCandle_5e1cd0d1-aa5f-4f77-84f1-890d75a08114.jpg?v=1788368391"},{"product_id":"smells-like-were-both-going-to-hell-funny-candle","title":"Smells Like We're Both Going to Hell Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE BEST FRIEND GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e This is the undisputed anthem for the duo that knows exactly where they’re headed and has decided to enjoy the ride together. Featuring hilarious scent notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"192\"\u003einside jokes and poor life choices\u003c\/b\u003e, it’s the perfect gift for the friend who knows all your secrets and still hasn't blocked your number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF \"NO REGRETS\":\u003c\/b\u003e If you’re going down, you might as well have a long-lasting fragrance to accompany the journey. Our massive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"135\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"159\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/b\u003e) offer a long-lasting \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"196\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through every unfiltered venting session and late-night plot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is pure chaos, but our quality is strictly premium. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"132\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/b\u003e on our family farm using \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"180\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that clears the air.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNAPOLOGETIC:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Classy but Sassy\" vibes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"66\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Sweet Alibi\" of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"109\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is far more sophisticated than your collective decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak audacity, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next shared adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Both Going To Hell\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Luxury Trouble\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like high-end trouble and the quiet confidence of two people who have accepted their fate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Satisfaction):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. The perfect sweet reward for a life lived with zero filters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the bright, clean energy you need to wake up and face the consequences together tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for a celebratory toast to your favorite \"partner in crime.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE MATERIAL GIRL:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Expensive Leather\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"68\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Treat Yourself\" sweetness of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"124\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your space with a scent that is far more sophisticated than your latest impulse purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQogM\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-220\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-220\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak \"Daddy's Money\" energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing jewelry, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next shopping spree\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-220 citation-end-220\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThe \"Daddy's Money\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQowM\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Designer Bag\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect match for this label. A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk that smells like the interior of a brand-new Italian leather handbag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Lifestyle):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any room feel like a high-end boutique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The \"Morning After\" Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Bright lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent you need to wake up and face the consequences of last night’s shopping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Rich \u0026amp; Rowdy\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A sophisticated, \"happy hour\" fragrance perfect for sharing secrets and shopping receipts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Escape):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. 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class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-646\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-646\"\u003eThis candle honors the friend you would literally die for, but whose phone calls you will almost certainly ignore\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-646 citation-end-646\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,6\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,7\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-645\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,8\"\u003e\u003cspan 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data-index-in-node=\"12\" data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"36\" data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644\"\u003e) offer an \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"61\" data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644\"\u003e, lasting through every long-overdue catch-up session and \"sorry I'm just seeing this\" text\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644 citation-end-644\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ4gk\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e While your texting habits might be unreliable, our craftsmanship is anything but. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-643\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-643\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with love on our family farm by the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"63\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-643\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-643\"\u003e using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"92\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-643\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-643\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-643 citation-end-643\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"6\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ4wk\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE BUSY BESTIE:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Off the Grid\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"61\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eButt Naked\u003c\/b\u003e to the sophisticated \"Privacy Please\" notes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"119\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your sanctuary while you peacefully ignore your notifications.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ5Ak\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-642\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-642\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-642 citation-end-642\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"7\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,2\"\u003e. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak honesty, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next (eventual) reply.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ5Qk\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eThe \"Take a Bullet\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Inner Circle\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like an exclusive club where only you and your favorite \"non-texter\" are allowed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Loyalty):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the sweet reward for having a friend who always takes your side, even if it takes them three days to reply.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Catch Up\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for those rare, hours-long phone calls where you finally explain why you were MIA for a week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. Because life is just better when your best friend doesn't take your silence personally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Peace):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It smells like the vacation you’re planning together—one where you both leave your phones in the hotel room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,5,0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Clear the Air\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and the absolute peace of a house where no one is demanding a response.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,6,0\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (I Only Like You):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose fragrance. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is pure chaos, but our craftsmanship is strictly professional. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-275\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-275\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with love by the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"44\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-275\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-275\"\u003e on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"92\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-275\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-275\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-275 citation-end-275\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQugQ\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE WILD AT HEART:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Sugar Rush\" sweetness of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"65\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Out of Office\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"121\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eButt Naked\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is way more luxurious than the label implies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQuwQ\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-274\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-274\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-274 citation-end-274\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"6\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,2\"\u003e. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of pure audacity, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next big move.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQvAQ\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eThe \"Crackhead\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003eButt Naked (The #1 Bestseller for Chaos):\u003c\/b\u003e A loud, fruity cocktail of melon, strawberries, and green apples. It’s a bold, \"in-your-face\" scent that matches the wild energy of this label perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The \"High Energy\" Boost):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect scent for anyone who naturally operates at 100mph.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Serenity):\u003c\/b\u003e Our most popular fragrance. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any chaotic space feel like a five-star retreat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Late-Night Legend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for those long, winding conversations that only happen after midnight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Classy but Sassy\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated mix of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. For the person whose chaos is actually quite expensive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,5,0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Evidence Eraser\"):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like a fresh start and a quiet house, clearing the air for the next big adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,6,0\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (Ironic Luxury):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose fragrance. 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Our massive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"112\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"136\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/b\u003e) offer an impressive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"172\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through every dropped bolt and frustrated hardware store run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e While the repair might be held together by duct tape and hope, our craftsmanship is strictly top-shelf. 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Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak \"quick fix\" energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose screws, spark plugs, or an iced coffee to fuel your next project.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Quick Fix\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Classic Shop\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like a professional garage—even if your project is currently missing a wheel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Wife's Happy\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of soft powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a house that hasn't been covered in grease—perfect for clearing the air after the cussing stops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Success):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. 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Our massive \u003cb\u003e16.5oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through countless date nights and quiet evenings at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLEAN BURNING \u0026amp; MISSOURI MADE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-90\"\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-90\"\u003eLebanon, Missouri\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-90\"\u003e, using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-90\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-90 citation-end-90\"\u003e.\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"1\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e It provides a non-toxic, soot-free burn that clears the air of \"husband smells\" and replaces them with premium fragrance.\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwjqx6-ljsWRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQyws\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details for citation from Lebanon Candle Company. 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Once he’s burned through 100 hours of peak confidence, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a celebratory \"I'm a Lucky Guy\" drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e The \"Lucky Husband\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Power Couple\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like an expensive cologne and the quiet confidence of a man who clearly has a hot wife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Reward):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious mix of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the ultimate \"reward\" scent for a husband who knows he’s winning at life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Cut Roses (The \"I'm Still Romantic\" Choice):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep \u003cb\u003erose fragrance\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells exactly like the massive bouquet he \u003ci\u003eshould\u003c\/i\u003e be buying you—and now the whole house can smell like it for 100 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Happy Hour):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm \u003cb\u003eorchard apples and smooth bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. 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\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003eOur massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"12\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"36\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003e) offer an \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"61\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507\"\u003e, lasting through every trip to the scales and every \"one man's trash\" discovery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-507 citation-end-507\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e While the scrap yard might be messy, our craftsmanship is strictly professional. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-506\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-506\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with care on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"62\" 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE RECYCLING PRO:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Clean Shop\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"61\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"New Money\" notes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"101\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your home with a scent that is far more valuable than a pile of rusted iron.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ1wc\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-505\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-505\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-505 citation-end-505\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-504\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-504\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak scrap-metal energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose nuts and bolts, sorting copper wire, or an iced coffee to fuel your next haul\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-504 citation-end-504\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"6\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ2Ac\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eThe \"Scrap Metal Haul\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Paid in Cash\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like the interior of that brand-new truck you’re going to buy once the copper prices go up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Clean Site\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of soft powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a tidy garage—perfect for clearing the air after a long day on the road.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Payday):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. The perfect reward for finally unloading that overloaded truck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Early Morning Boost):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent you need for those 5:00 AM drives to beat the other scrappers to the good stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"End of the Day\" Toast):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label might be cynical, but our craftsmanship is strictly top-tier. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-539\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-539\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with love by the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"44\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-539\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-539\"\u003e on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"92\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-539\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-539\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that clears the air\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-539 citation-end-539\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQiwg\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-538\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-538\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-538 citation-end-538\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"6\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-537\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-537\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of crippled ambition, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next hustle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-537 citation-end-537\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"7\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQjQg\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eThe \"Cigarettes \u0026amp; Crippled Ambition\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Classy Hustle\"):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like the luxury lifestyle you deserve, even if the disability office says otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Reward):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. The perfect sweet treat for surviving another day of the grind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for unwinding when the \"ambition\" part of the day is finally over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. Because even when ambition is crippled, you still need a bright start in the morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It smells like the vacation you’re definitely going on... as soon as that check finally clears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,5,0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Evidence Eraser\"):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and the absolute peace of a house free from outside drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,6,0\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (Ironic Luxury):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose fragrance. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-FRESH \u0026amp; HAND-POURED:\u003c\/b\u003e Skip the mass-produced factory candles. Each of our soy candles is hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri. We use 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that won't ruin your \"stay-at-home\" vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR SOCIAL DISTANCING:\u003c\/b\u003e From the cozy, stay-inside warmth of \u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"clean house, clear mind\" aroma of \u003cb\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to turn your home into a sanctuary away from the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE PERFECT GAG GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e Know someone who is a professional homebody? This is the perfect gift for best friends, stressed-out coworkers, or yourself. Once the candle is gone, the durable glass mason jar is reusable for storage or your favorite iced coffee!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe \"Introvert's Sanctuary\" Scent Menu\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Safe At Home\" Scent)\u003c\/b\u003e The ultimate \"staying in\" fragrance. It smells like fresh laundry, warm blankets, and a quiet house. A crisp, comforting blend of soft powder and musk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (Cozy Solitude)\u003c\/b\u003e Like a warm hug in a jar. Crisp orchard apples, sweet maple, and a splash of bourbon. 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